"The other day I read in a magazine that one of the most common sexual fantasy among women is to make love in the wild.
Coming home ... that your husband is making dinner ...
(Well, this by itself alone and would be a fantasy) -, approach from behind the apron and rip it on the kitchen table.
As in the movie "The Postman Always Rings Twice ..."
That, incidentally, with which they had assembled there, no wonder the guy had to call twice, and fifteen!
But you imagine this in real life? Legs dangling, clavándote a fork in the neck and rump desollándote with bread grater, and over, the postman, comes to call:
- Piiii, e! Piiii, e!
That is to say,
- In that we, but we leave it!
These things pass us by trying to copy what we see in movies.
For example, the typical fantasy of mixing sex and food, as in "Nine and a half weeks, with strawberries, peaches in syrup ...
Let's see, what is it about sexy make salads up your partner? For the syrup has a very little erotic three minutes dries ... and remains as Loctite. Sure, the movie cut, but go with thee to the shower head hairs stuck to his chest with his ass in pomp and walking backwards ... you seem two Siamese. And he:
- Aaaaah, aaaaaah, aaaaah ,....! And you
:
- But, Paco, how you can drive this guy?
Another very typical fantasy is recorded on video. I told a friend he had, and gave much morbidity. So I tried it: it is supererótico .... until you see ... The tape makes you all excited, and when you see two bodies embracing ... Fat!, Say,
- Paco, you're wrong tape, that's a sumo match.
- No love is us, the camera is fat.
- What You Fat? And the nightstand why not fat?
Another classic fantasy is making love in a public place. For example, in an elevator. Have you tried? That moves the mother of Mark. And to top it all the neighbors do not cooperate, you're still in the preliminary and they already superexcitados:
- Ascensoooooor!!
And then there's the favorite fantasy of the guys: setting up a threesome with two aunts. Here is what makes me more grace is like trying proponértelo ... You are leaving tracks, with the subtlety that they have:
- Hey, do you you like the Three Tenors?
- Yes.
- And the three little pigs?
- SIII
- And the three ships?
- Paco, that's it. What?
- I no ... Hey ... This bed is great. No? And your friend Loli, very liberal ...
And here and you say,
- Paco, I am content with anything, but my friend likes men Loli.
Is that true! If you can not with one, why want two? Perhaps they like to smoke two cigarettes after ...
But the clearest signs of that fantasies should never take place is when you try to make love in the bathtub. Here the fantasy is to do without breaking anything. For starters ... not erotic. He gets, and stays embedded in the tub, knees on the ears, and trying to look out the periscope. And go horny and says
- Come, get in!
And of course, as he has picked the best site, you will have to provide the ass over the cap and give you tap on the neck. And then begins to move all passionate. And there is mounted a wave ...! Chafe, Chafe, chaf ...! That seems "perfect storm" ...
The downside is that the one in the bathtub is not George Clooney, is the captain Pescanova.
Then I said:
- Let's try another position, please you over.
Then comes out the drain plug and vacuum makes you ... And think ... "This guy has a threesome without warning." And when you realize that it is the plug you say,
- That leaves the water, that water comes out! And
:
- Do not move, look for the plug ... You
, fumbling, you grab the first thing you are ... And he yells
- That's not the cap! Can not you see that there are two?
Then, and only you can think of a solution:
- Honey, why do not we go to bed ?.... But to sleep Huh? That I'm exhausted!
I do not know about you .. How about your experiences, are similar to these? I do not think you always have to go wrong to put into practice what you see in the movies, but .. I have clear, yes, that thing .. change much!
"the end is truth? Best a good bed? jajaja Besos
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